You, Mother Fuckers!
more eating shit and listening into BS, cause you’ve got
So we are all here!!! Yeah! Good
fucking morning! Shake your balls! You’re not fucking dreaming!
It is a time to turn all the volumes
It’s a Heavy Fucking Metal Band by the name BESTIA!
And that’s me. I am Ivan, Yvonne
or John whatever.
Geezzz, I’ve been fuckin’ playing
guitar for about 25 years, and I stick with these crazy
dudes (Nick, Gena and everyone, who has played with us,
going party, fuck groupie’s, drinking to death… ) for more
than 13 years! Oops, I just said 13? That’s right it is!
BESTIA band is 13 years old, - fuckin’ baby! Well, I have
lost my virginity at 12, So we are not suckers anymore!
We just gotta kick yo’ fat ass with our powerful new album,
which coming soon!
Are you ready for die fucking? Wow what a maniac you are!
So what I’ve been talking about?
- Sex, Alcohol, Rock’n’Roll… Oh, yeah!
The first one: I do that to all
my sweeties, all who is the hot pussy, ones that are best
looking and the most willing to be my sex slave slut. Am
I bad? Fuck off! Do not tell me you won’t have sex to the
best girl in the world! So if you don’t fuck girls, than
you are fucking fag cock suckers! You Fag Mother Fucker!
Well you’ve got luck, - you can fuck yourself! Ha-ha-ha!
I am so sorry if you are the girl, and have to read that
bullshit. You don’t have to fuck your girlfriends… What
the fuck I am talking about! Get me a shoot!
To tell ya the truth: everything
here is for Sex. And Money. And you need stupid money for
sex. That is the theorem!
Something else? I just live my life
to be happy! We’ve been thinking to have all the best girls
in the world… anyway, you can send us yo’ pictures, show
us your great tits while our live show (it is one of the
best part of the shows), or give me a blow job!
About Alcohol: Don’t you ever overdrink
or overdose, - you may meet God or Demons. We all won’t
see that yet. I do not like to have more than 1 liter of
strong liquor, cause next morning… even if it was great
fucking 12 years old scotch or your favorite Russian Vodka…
- you know. Drugs. Well, I don’t really do drugs. I don’t
drink beer also. I don’t like the taste and feeling of that.
Here you go, you may say, that I am not a real rock’n’roll
guy. OK. Fuck you too! This is my lifestyle: having five-six
days non-stop “all night up” parties; kicking asses of some
whores, and have them go home at 3a.m.; burning off the
amp by playing into it for 12 hours; swimming with nude
girls after the show… I’ve got it all!
Now ya tell me what is Rock’n’Roll for me?!?! There’s so
Oh, shit, I forgot, - my birthday!
It is April 20th. So send me something. It may be your underwear,
or check of money, or … I don’t know! - you think about!
We have the official birthday of
Bestia Band: it is August 14th.
What else to tell ya? I’m really
happy to know that you’ve been on that stupid page, so you
go leave yo’ message for me.
I’ll be pretty happy see all of
you on our next show. We’ll blow you away! Don’t fuckin’
We will give ya an info about things with our new album.
So stay in touch, - check the news. By now, I can say, that
it will be the Best Fuckin’ Heavy Album in Ukraine &
Russia… And We’ll kick some ass! I promise!
I do love all of you, ass holes!
We will stand up and shout! We’ll fight! We’ll ram it down!
Fuck! Fuck! And Fuck again!
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